"he’s making that face again isn’t he"
This is why doctors need to explain this stuff and why we need more family planning counselors. I haven’t gotten any questions this off but I get a lot of questions from people who don’t know what the side effects are or how the birth control works.
my favourite tale of misconceptions of sex is the fact that my teachers friend was a doctor who worked in infertility and one day a couple came in crying about the fact they couldn’t have children and they’d been trying for years…. it later conspired he was mistaking the gap in between her legs for a vagina and they were both, technically, virgins.
i’m having a lot of inappropriate feelings.
GRUFF MEN WITH GRAVELLY VOICES MAKIN’ PLANS
COMING UP WITH DIFFERENT PUNCHLINES TO TRICK A TRICKSTER AND MAYBE STOPPING AT THE ARBY’S DRIVETHRU TO GET SOME FOOD ON THEIR WAY TO GET GOING ON THEIR PLANSSSSSSSSS
"Never go after a werewolf at full strength," Gerard said, one of those first early hunts Chris was allowed on, hanging back, trying to hide his fear, watching Kate’s eager face and wondering how she did it so easily.
"The trail’s fresh," Kate said, at the mouth of the cave. "I don’t see—"
"We can wait," Gerard said. "A full grown werewolf needs more than the handful of grubs and dead bats he’s going to find in there. Let him get hungry, weak. Wait until he’s desperate enough to make a mistake."
It’s quiet in the car, Derek’s hands folded neatly over his knees. In jail they were given turkey sandwiches wrapped in cellophane. Fruit cups. A couple bags of pretzels that looked like they were from the vending machine.
"Hungry?" Chris says.
"I’m fine," Derek says. Chris turns into the next drive-through anyway.
"Chicken sandwich," he says into the intercom. Glances over at Derek. Healing takes a lot out of a werewolf, Gerard always said, grinning. "Two double bacon cheeseburgers, a—you want a shake?" he says.
"You don’t have to—"
"Vanilla or chocolate," he says.
"Vanilla," Derek says quietly.
I’m so upset that we never see Derek eat. Werewolves have got to have a crazy metabolism! But the boys never eat much on screen and Derek like never eats at all.
In my headcanon Derek is eating constantly, all the werewolves are. Perpetual snackers.