belladisasterlesbianswan:

t-wili-ghts-back:

belladisasterlesbianswan:

sleepilysworld:

belladisasterlesbianswan:

Give me a twilight au where Bella doesn’t believe in the supernatural. She’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with Eddie boi and he finally says “I’m a vampire” and she’s like “oh yeah right *count Dracula voice* do you vant to suck my blood?” And it’s infuriating for Edward because she comes up with mundane reasons for everything and he spends the rest of the book trying to prove to her he’s a vampire

The Scully and Mulder dynamics

Oh my god Buzzfeed unsolved

Bella is Shane and Edward is Ryan

did someone say buzzfeed unsolved au?

True art

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gameofthronesdaily:

My name is Brienne of Tarth-
We know who you are. We heard all about you. But hearing is one thing.

(via softendings)

jung-koook:

seokjin’s face when namjoon unexpectedly threw koya at him 😆

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zamiiz:

disabled goldfish in wheelchairs,

for in your time of need ♡

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thesylverlining:

master-of-majjyks:

t-temmy:

regular-fangirl-attacks:

radondoran:

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

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lightskintgawd:

vivian-cain:

This scene caused people to go broke lol

I’m people

(Source: janet-snakeholemacklin, via betchesgetshitdone)

rocktheholygrail:

Jason and Chidi dancing!

(via softendings)

jung-koook:

2020 season’s greetings

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i-aint-even-bovvered:

tincansamurai:

probsjosh:

randomklutz:

themusecalliope:

ultimate-cringelord:

another pic, different angle

^ important

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

lokikingz:

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yayoroses:

iconic!

(via awasteofattention)

claroquequiza:

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

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chicken-chaser:

theauspolchronicles:

smudgebucket:

coolcatgroup:

edgykoalagod:

When a cat head become too big for your hands reblog if you agree

what about cats getting way too big to be held

here’s some cats in this trying time

As you can see here, there is no such thing as a cat being “too big to be held”

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dazzlingkai:

taekai on ellen 

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